06 Dr. Seuss Ain't Got Nothin' On Me

Last week a bunch of people were talking about what it would be like if I wrote children's books...so I decided to demonstrate the child-friendliness of my imagination in comic form. Enjoy! And...uh...try not to get any Spot on you...

05 Sweet Revenge

Why? Because everyone loves senseless violence. If you don't get the hair or the sword, you need to play Final Fantasy VII.

04 Wheee!

Yes, I know the drawing sucks...apparently the gun is powerful enough to move Stogi to the right and the TV to the left...which is totally possible...if you just ignore physics and common sense...

03 How Video Games Are Destroying America's Youth

Goddamnit, if you actually believe video games do that to people, you deserve to die. As soon as possible. So hurry. Go die.